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The CEO’s Guide to Marketing Tip 5: Shaving your head won’t make you a marketing expert

by | Nov 9, 2017 | Company News

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As I was writing my best-selling book, The CEO’s Guide to Marketing, I did a fair amount of research. I spent time scanning marketing books, researching marketing websites and watching countless marketing videos on YouTube. I wanted to make sure there wasn’t something similar, or worse yet, better than I was writing.

I’m hesitant to say what I really think about what I found because it doesn’t sound very nice. So, let’s just say you should be careful which marketing “expert” you listen to.

Much more than a clear understanding of marketing, there seems to be an odd collection of characteristics that qualify people as marketing experts—the most important being a shaved head. In addition, it helps to have a pair of geeky glasses, talk with great passion, have an exotic-sounding name, use the term brand as a synonym for product (and use it ad nauseum), and throw around names like Apple and General Motors as though you were their former CEO.   

Nothing will expose the wannabes from the true marketing experts faster than a solid understanding of marketing basics. Thirty years running Media Relations Agency has shown me that most marketers, and unfortunately some “experts”, haven’t mastered the basics. Consequently marketing is perpetually confusing for them.

If you feel you don’t know marketing like you should, or maybe you can tell that your team seems to be blowing whichever way the creative winds take them, you should read The CEO’s Guide to Marketing. It’s a practical process book that makes marketing easy to understand. It will also give you the confidence to call B.S. on some of these so-called “marketing experts”.

 

 

 

Written by Lonny Kocina

Written by Lonny Kocina

Lonny Kocina is the CEO and Founder of Media Relations Agency which has been in business for nearly 35 years. During that time, Kocina also founded and sold two other businesses: Mid America Events and Expos, and Checkerboard Internet Services. Prior to that, Lonny worked as a marketing director for Investment Rarities Inc., a company with sales over 4 billion dollars. Kocina has also been a long time member of Vistage International which is a CEO peer mentoring organization. He was also a volunteer marketing mentor for Junior Achievement and the Carlson School of Business. For fun he has taught Principles of Marketing at the college level, and his recent book, the “CEO’s Guide to Marketing” is an Axiom Business Book silver medal winner as well as an Amazon bestseller. Lonny likes to kid that his third grade teacher may have summed him up best with a note sent home on his report card. “Lonny is a daydreamer and he’s getting worse each day. He complains of a stomach ache a lot and I don’t think he likes school much either.”

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